My last boyfriend thought that Russian was a sexy language, and since I speak it he always asks me to say things in Russian.
In one of more intimate sessions he asked me to say a sentence in Russian (I’d only ever said words). I couldn’t think of something to say so I said “Мне нравится черепах” which is basically “I like turtles” in Russian.
He fucking jizzzed in his pants to me liking turtles.
So do Jordan and Aleks have the children? Or do I, Jordan, and Aleks have the children?
(the upper post said “In an alternate universe we get married and have children”)
(the lower post was a Jordan and Aleks gifset)
Do you ever use your tongue to try and get something off your tongue?
✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = let us cuddle until the skies rain down upon us
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
If you find this bastard, don’t even take the time to report him
Just do us a favor and beat him within an inch of his life
so when a post for a chicken got 500k+ notes, we should also try it with this one!
I want to kill that ass so fucking much, who the hells beats a cute little girl fUCKING APOJGFJDSÖLÖLJGsfgePDHRA’P
they’ve got a point. fluffy chickens are great but child abuse is not.
Mother fucker, he shall paaaaay!
What the literal fuck…….
There is a special place in Hell for fuckers like him.
Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
Everyone who reblogs this by April the 25th gets a personal drawing of what I think your URL or blog is like. I promise.
I rarely ever do this but she melts my heart. Poor little baby Hope was chained up, doused in kerosene and set on fire by her owner who has since been arrested. She may have some permanent eye damage but that is the least of her struggles. You can donate here to help with her medical expenses so she can receive the treatment she needs. Every little bit counts so even though they have surpassed their goal I still suggest you donate even a tiny amount. I have zero tolerance for people who hurt innocent animals they are just sick and disgusting. What could this precious little baby have done to deserve such a thing? All I can say is he will get his and I hope it’s just as painful for him as it is for her.
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
do girls really do this?
yes. yes they do.
it’s the best
Don’t you mean it’s the breast?
well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this
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