My last boyfriend thought that Russian was a sexy language, and since I speak it he always asks me to say things in Russian.

In one of more intimate sessions he asked me to say a sentence in Russian (I’d only ever said words). I couldn’t think of something to say so I said “Мне нравится черепах” which is basically “I like turtles” in Russian.

He fucking jizzzed in his pants to me liking turtles.

Apr 19 201414 hours agoApr 19 2014 — 14 hours ago  ♥ 4  reblog
A haircut + changing hair colour = yes please

A haircut + changing hair colour = yes please

Apr 19 201414 hours agoApr 19 2014 — 14 hours ago  ♥ 1  reblog
So do Jordan and Aleks have the children? Or do I, Jordan, and Aleks have the children? 

(the upper post said “In an alternate universe we get married and have children”) 

(the lower post was a Jordan and Aleks gifset)

So do Jordan and Aleks have the children? Or do I, Jordan, and Aleks have the children?

(the upper post said “In an alternate universe we get married and have children”)

(the lower post was a Jordan and Aleks gifset)

Apr 19 201415 hours agoApr 19 2014 — 15 hours ago  ♥ 5  reblog
​LOOK AT THE LAST WORD ON HIS TWEET!!!!!

​LOOK AT THE LAST WORD ON HIS TWEET!!!!!

Apr 18 201416 hours agoApr 18 2014 — 16 hours ago  ♥ 1  reblog

Do you ever use your tongue to try and get something off your tongue?

Apr 18 201417 hours agoApr 18 2014 — 17 hours ago  reblog
Send me a couple stars

superwho-fandomstuck:

✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy attractive
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = let us cuddle until the skies rain down upon us
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me

Apr 18 201419 hours agoApr 18 2014 — 19 hours ago  ♥ 31571  via  source  reblog
dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:


world-islove:

lifesdistraction:

comickit:

tsundere-saurus-rex:

connectedthroughamindset:

If you find this bastard, don’t even take the time to report him
Just do us a favor and beat him within an inch of his life

so when a post for a chicken got 500k+ notes, we should also try it with this one!
I want to kill that ass so fucking much, who the hells beats a cute little girl fUCKING APOJGFJDSÖLÖLJGsfgePDHRA’P

they’ve got a point. fluffy chickens are great but child abuse is not.

Mother fucker, he shall paaaaay!

What the literal fuck…….

There is a special place in Hell for fuckers like him. 

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

world-islove:

lifesdistraction:

comickit:

tsundere-saurus-rex:

connectedthroughamindset:

If you find this bastard, don’t even take the time to report him

Just do us a favor and beat him within an inch of his life

so when a post for a chicken got 500k+ notes, we should also try it with this one!

I want to kill that ass so fucking much, who the hells beats a cute little girl fUCKING APOJGFJDSÖLÖLJGsfgePDHRA’P

they’ve got a point. fluffy chickens are great but child abuse is not.

Mother fucker, he shall paaaaay!

What the literal fuck…….

There is a special place in Hell for fuckers like him. 

Apr 18 201420 hours agoApr 18 2014 — 20 hours ago  ♥ 111658  via  reblog
tagged as:
#pls?
Reblog and see if you get a color.
Apr 18 201423 hours agoApr 18 2014 — 23 hours ago  ♥ 627329  via  reblog
this-could-be-heaven:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

the tumblr blog pizza needs to know about this

this-could-be-heaven:

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

the tumblr blog pizza needs to know about this

Apr 18 20141 day agoApr 18 2014 — 1 day ago  ♥ 78112  via  source  reblog

bohemian-fairies:

chris-lives-here:

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

Apr 18 20141 day agoApr 18 2014 — 1 day ago  ♥ 1686581  via  source  reblog
ATTENTION!!!!

sheeriosnandos:

Everyone who reblogs this by April the 25th gets a personal drawing of what I think your URL or blog is like. I promise.

Apr 18 20141 day agoApr 18 2014 — 1 day ago  ♥ 15359  via  source  reblog
mynameiswillgraham:

I rarely ever do this but she melts my heart. Poor little baby Hope was chained up, doused in kerosene and set on fire by her owner who has since been arrested. She may have some permanent eye damage but that is the least of her struggles. You can donate here to help with her medical expenses so she can receive the treatment she needs. Every little bit counts so even though they have surpassed their goal I still suggest you donate even a tiny amount. I have zero tolerance for people who hurt innocent animals they are just sick and disgusting. What could this precious little baby have done to deserve such a thing? All I can say is he will get his and I hope it’s just as painful for him as it is for her.
DONATE TO HELP HOPE’S RECOVERY

mynameiswillgraham:

I rarely ever do this but she melts my heart. Poor little baby Hope was chained up, doused in kerosene and set on fire by her owner who has since been arrested. She may have some permanent eye damage but that is the least of her struggles. You can donate here to help with her medical expenses so she can receive the treatment she needs. Every little bit counts so even though they have surpassed their goal I still suggest you donate even a tiny amount. I have zero tolerance for people who hurt innocent animals they are just sick and disgusting. What could this precious little baby have done to deserve such a thing? All I can say is he will get his and I hope it’s just as painful for him as it is for her.

DONATE TO HELP HOPE’S RECOVERY

Apr 18 20141 day agoApr 18 2014 — 1 day ago  ♥ 16006  via  source  reblog

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

Don’t you mean it’s the breast?

Apr 17 20141 day agoApr 17 2014 — 1 day ago  ♥ 483757  via  source  reblog
tagged as:
#jamming jamaram

SONG: Bubblegum Bitch vs. I Write Sins Not Tragedies
ARTIST:
ALBUM:
PLAYED: 2004929 times

troylers-bae:

backthatassbuttup:

edgebug:

(x)

well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

HOLY FUCK

Apr 17 20141 day agoApr 17 2014 — 1 day ago  ♥ 324251  via  source  reblog

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

Apr 17 20141 day agoApr 17 2014 — 1 day ago  ♥ 274294  via  source  reblog